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Being a bit of a literary wizard I decided to submit an entry of my own:

When Biz Stone called to say he would have me picked up, I assumed he meant a limo.

Unfortunately, only one entry per person was allowed, no matter I just dropped Rob an email with some of my other ideas.

• "I promise not to build any more third-party Twitter clients"
• "Is this company owned or leased by the hour?"
• "“Axis of Awesome weren’t kidding about the birdplane”
• “Of all the times to get the fail whale”
• “Sesame street called, they want their big bird back. Next time don’t paint it blue”